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| 08:59am 08/04/2006 |
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Woohoo, Spring Break is sucking already.
The night before lastnight I rode my bike 16.48 (haha, I calculated). Why? I'm not even going to go there. I really like doing it though, everything is quiet and can you believe it! Not traffic-y.
I want to ride my bike really far and I want to meet somebody. Y'know, I so my riding will have some purpose other than to not be fat. And by fat I mean lazy. I usually do bicycle stuff with Luke but he is in PA so I have no bike partner right now.
Recently I've been wanting to get back to nature and I guess I'm failing pretty bad at it. I need friends that would rather spend an afternoon at a park or a river or someplace interesting than a stupid fucking mall. Gah, I'll admit I am lonely. I'm also pretty shy so that doesn't help.
Oh! The most important thing happened about three or four days ago. I was walking down a rode with Luke and we flashed some boobies at the cars. Alright, bye. |
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| 11:06pm 01/04/2006 |
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Whatever Satanic leaders are behind commercials for The Dump and Hanes need to be sent to the fucking guillotine. Fuck! I won't even get started.
David, Luke, and I fucked around Richmond all day. The end.
Edit: I saytype 'fuck' a lot when I'm feeling fucked. |
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| moths have feelings too. |
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| 11:02am 31/03/2006 |
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So, a little update on life.
Mum just apologized to a moth. She's hardcore cleaning the kitchen and it was sitting on the backdoor. She knocked into it with her elbow while she was scrubbing the ground and said "oh, excuse me moth" like it was another person ...If that's not slightly strange then I don't know what is.
For some reason I want to work at a place that deals with wildlife. Not necessarily a zoo. I mean when I grow up and all. I can see myself being very happy taking care of all kinds of exotic animals. I've been an animal freak since I can remember. Too bad I still feel inclined to devour them! :]
I also want to travel by foot/bike/etc across the country [and maybe in Europe too!] with my main man and maybe a collection of other friends. That's where this whole "Pariah Punk" idea comes from. A group of kids doing what they want to do.
I am a little sick right now and very happy to be home. My mums a sucka! Huum. About a week ago I bought a baby rat on account my two females are now gone. :[ I will only buy my little babies from reliable pet stores/breeders from now on. The rat's name is Jigsaw and he's a light silvery blue color and soooo purdy. A little shy but whatevs.
I think I'm done. I hope to have some interesting adventure stories after this weekend is over. |
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| DIE-OH-REE-AH. |
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| 10:13pm 20/03/2006 |
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My rat has wet tail and before I figured this out he was climbing all over me. Now my shirt smells like shit, yay! I guess I'll have to buy/steal some medicine stuff for poor Hearty Boy now. Money = something I don't have much of. I was thinking of getting a job at the Michaels art store which is truly funny... I steal from that place constantly. I know I've got well over 150 dollars worth of their stuff for free. I heart art. Haha.
Today, let's see! I know a chica [nick]named Scissors and I really like her. No, really. I can't believe I'm saying that because my entire school is populated with retarded, walking douche bags. I'm glad she's cool. I even let her borrow my TG comics for half the school day!
What else... nothing. Bye. |
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| feck. |
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| 09:07pm 19/03/2006 |
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I did the most stupid thing today. Oxycodone + alcohol = NO. FUCK NO.
I thought I spaced out the time long enough, grar. Guess not. *puke*
Well, I'm feeling a little bit better. I swear to god no more drinking or drugs for a long time. I just need a break from it.
Well, bye. |
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| 10:04am 19/03/2006 |
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Yesterday I went to Maymont with Luke.
Your voice and movements echo in the tunnel and it sounds really cool. When Luke got in his feet were scuffling against the sand and leaves and he thought a raccoon was coming after him [because of the delayed echo]. I was standing there watching him and all of a sudden he starts flipping out and scrambling to get out of the tunnel [that he had already backed very far into] ... I couldn't stop laughing.
After Maymont we went and got lost on some windy roads at the James River and then finally found our way back to known-territory. We went to Stories, a comic store I've never been to, but they had no Tank Girl comics. It was still pretty sweet. There was SO. MUCH. STUFF.
Britt called as we left Stories and I was like "shoot!" cos I was supposed to call her earlier. I really should have but Chico is a bad friend because her memory is very short term. Wah! We went to her house and played around with fire and stuff. I could only stay until 8:30 though which made me sad. It is my fault. Blah. While we were there I met one of her dogs, Ramone, she is insane! Almost the entire time she was dazzled by the fire and she would bite and lick at it. Occasionaly she would bark or yelp from the heat. Stupid, stupid dog but also very interesting. |
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| obsession! |
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| 01:30pm 18/03/2006 |
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Yesterday Marlin [the guy who works at Dave's Comics and is nice but talks really nasally] called like he said he would to let me know whether he found the Tank Girl comics or not. Much to my delight he did find quite a few so Luke and I hopped in the car and vroomed over. When we got there he showed me five different TG comics he managed to scrap up. They were so shiny and beautiful and and AWESOME and I nearly creamed myself. Anyway, four of 'em were The Odyssey [obviously the whole series] and another was a comic book adaption of the movie. Since the movie sucked I didn't bother with that one and I went ahead and bought The whole Odyssey series. That night I sat down and absorbed every last particle of those mother fucking pages. It kicked ass and was SO worth the money [fucking capt. obvious today].
Today I keep walking passed my new TG comics to admire their greatness. My favorite cover of those four is with her and Booga slouchin around on the couch and she's holding a beer can at her crotch.
So now I'm cooking a Hungry Man in the oven [doing it in the microwave turns the steak into rubber] and waiting for the Lukeness to get off work. We're gonna wander around taking pictures for his photograpy project. His teacher for that class is a fat retard with no life. I can tell. Whenever we walk down the hall and stop at his class to say our goodbyes he says this "She's a lot prettier than the girl you were flirtin with in class" ...he's done that at least four times. Just ONCE is too much. Jesus Christ. Haha, anyway... Wow! Imma go eat. |
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| 09:39pm 17/03/2006 |
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When I am drunk things fly out of my hands. |
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| ey ey ey |
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| 09:40pm 16/03/2006 |
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Chuggin Sparks in a school bathroom ain't so fucking bad. Maybe even funny considering what all those people might be thinking with this chick taking forever in the stall and burping the shit outta it. Haha... Today was a great school day. I got an interim and all of my grades but TWO are FUCKIN F's. I can't force myself to do good in classes if they aren't even worth it. You only learn half that shit so you can pass their fucking SOL's and give 'em a good reputation anyway.
Not much else happened. I flipped out when I got home from the comic store and then took a nap. |
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| stupid school. not so stupid dreams. |
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| 07:57am 15/03/2006 |
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I had some dreams lastnight which included:
- doing cocaine with my bestfriend (would never happen outside of a dream)
- having showersex with a girl I like "0" amount in reality.
- buying drugs in a paperbag at a store run by my sister's friends (they were very cautious because "The Camera" was always watching over them)
- It might be notable to say the showersex happened in the above mentioned store
- My mom bought a huge new house and wrote a list of some of the features. She also wrote: "We're getting an extra little surprise named Mew" which mean't a kitten and I got hyperexcited
Well, this update was pointless. It is also 7:59 AM. Wow, what a pointless time of the day. I didn't do any of my work ...more F's for Chico!!! |
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| Retardo. |
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| 05:02pm 14/03/2006 |
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Chico went to school today and she felt really tired the whole time. The poor thang just curled up in a warm little ball (it was damn cold!) and developed red streaks across her face from resting it on various hard objects. Mr. Holley the broccoli teacher (because he is a nasty, nasty man!) tried to make her feel stupid like he does everyday but she just laughed at his monkey face as usual. Just because he gots e.d. [and is therefore sexually inadequate + frustrated] doesn't mean his students should have to suffer, too. |
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